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I use this blog to express my personality and share all of my most favouritest things <3 So basically homosexuality and pokemon.
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I fucking hate everything and everyone right now. My parents are having a party and and they’re being super loud and annoying and all i want to do is smoke and go to sleep but i fucking can’t because i can’t smoke weed here and my sister can’t pick me up and i’m having a really bad panic attack. Everything’s just really fucking bad right now and i just want to stop existing for the next few house but i can’t because reality is fucking shit. 

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Anonymous asked : You're hot… tell me a story plz?

Once upon a time there a boy who cared more about pokemon than sex. but sex is cool too. but mostly pokemon. the end

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leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

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I’ve discovered i sing like Lana del rey when i’m drunk

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 #lana del rey  #drunk  #drank  #singing

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BACK IN STOCK: These cute kitty keychains are not toys, but are in fact a very serious defense weapon.

And don’t forget to use coupon code ‘SHIPFREE’ to get FREE SHIPPING on any domestic order! Hurry and order now!

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i can’t even watch porn tonight because my parents are having a party and keep on giving tours of the house. ugh, the struggle

Posted 12 hours ago with 1 note
 #the struggle  #porn  #parents  #party  #parties  #partying  #summer  #summer time

cleolinda:

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

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i got to go family -sigh-

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